It’s a Long Way to the Top (If you’re Rubbing Kitty’s Mole)

True Story. A man finds a mole on his cat. He rubs it to see if it causes the cat any discomfort but the cat seems to enjoy it. So the guy starts to regularly rub the mole for his cat. One day, for an unrelated reason, the man took his cat to the vet. But whilst he had the opportunity, he thought he’d ask the vet about the mole just to make sure there was nothing to worry about. The vet exclaimed, “Mole? That’s not a mole. That’s the cat’s penis.”