This is a song about an experience I had whilst hitch-hiking in Germany. The driver came on to me wanting some sort of sexual act to take place. He mentioned payment, too. I didn't know what sexual act he wanted or who was to pay whom. It made things somewhat awkward. I thought, “Oh, God. How’s this going to end?”

Spaceman Africa: Vocals, guitar and bass
Syauqi: Backing vocals
Jake W Naugle: Drums

Lyrics

I found myself hitch-hikin' on the road in Germany
Had me a sign explaining my next destiny
Just when I thought a ride wasn't meant to be
Along came a trucker who stopped to pick up me

He said, "How do you do? And can I do you too?
I'll have my way with you."
I said, "Not from this land, so I don't understand
why you don't use your hand."

'Cause he's a
Horny German truck driver
He wants from me a sex favour
It gets lonely on the road
He wants my help to shoot his load
'Cause he's a
Horny German truck driver
Horny German truck driver

He handed me a magazine which I was keen to read
The naked women in the book they were a sight to see
The driver got excited I could see his pink undies
The next thing I knew he was flirting there with me

He said, "How do you do? And can I do you too?
I'll have my way with you."
I said, "Not from this land, so I don't understand
why you don't use your hand."

'Cause he's a
Horny German truck driver
He wants from me a sex favour
It gets lonely on the road
He wants my help to shoot his load
'Cause he's a
Horny German truck driver
Horny German truck driver

He set the price at 50
Who was to pay, him or me?
I said, “Oh no, I don’t agree.
Let me out here,” End of story.
Horny German truck driver
Horny German truck driver
He wants from me a sex favour
Horny German truck driver